Solar Power Jokes

Hold onto the Sun

Its time to let loose!  Sometimes all the seriousness of blogging about solar power and solar panels gets me down.  Its going to be a big week with Obama taking office in 8 days.  All this excitement makes me downright giddy!  Let’s have a few laughs at these solar power jokes in the meantime….

NASA’s Bright People:

Three men were in a NASA conference room to decide how to spend $10 billion.
“I think we should put our men on Mars!” said the first man.
“Ooh, good idea,” said the other two.
“I think we should put our men on Venus!” said the second man.
“Ooh, good idea,” said the other two.
“I think we should put our men on the Sun!”
“How are you going to do that?”
“Easy. We go at night.”

Here’s a few solar one-liners:

• Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
• Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
• The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.
• You Know You’re In Alaska When…
  . . . you have to put your sun visor down at 3:00 a.m
• Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
  It finally dawned on her.

Now let’s enjoy some renewable energy jokes:

What did the California wind farm say when it met Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger?
- We’re big fans of yours!

What’s the best way to charge a car battery?
- With a credit card.

What do you call a silly old man?
- A fossil fool.

What should they do to gas guzzlers?
- Lock them up in a fuel cell.

A Japanese solar panel, a German solar panel, and an American solar panel all walk into a bar. The bartender says, is this some kind of weird joke?

What did the 150 kilowatt Southwest Wind Power wind turbine say to the 15 kilowatt wind turbine?
- Trick question: Southwest Wind Power wind turbines don’t talk. They whisper.

How can you grow your own power plant?
- Try planting a light bulb.

I found some hilarious videos at alternativeenergy.com. Here’s my favorite:

Enjoy the sun

Late Night Comedians!

1. George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn’t he? … President Bush says he’s really going to buckle down now and fight global warming. As a matter of fact, he announced today he’s sending 20,000 troops to the sun” –David Letterman

2. “According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet.” –Jay Leno

3. “President Bush has a plan. He says that if we need to, we can lower the temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius” –Jimmy Kimmel, on fighting global warming

4. “Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ‘An Inconvenient Truth.‘ It’s described as a detailed scientific view of global warming. President Bush said he just saw a film about global warming, ‘Ice Age 2; The Meltdown.’ He said, ‘It’s so much better than that boring Al Gore movie.’” –Jay Leno

Hope you enjoyed a little fun in the sun…. even though its winter in the Northern Hemisphere!

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